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• Switzerland can be crossed on a tank of petrol, so no need to pay over the odds in shillings. Though it can only just be crossed, might be an idea to carry a gallon or two, especially if you get caught in a queue trying to get out. Also on the French side it’s a few miles to the nearest fuel station.

• Andorra, Switzerland and Austria are steep and high, yes you will be on the motorways in second gear, no it’s not necessarily your VW about to expire, though it could be.

• Sweden’s goes on for a long way, and doesn’t change very quickly; to make things more exciting try guessing when you’ll see, and what colour the next corrugated steel roof will be.

• Not too many fuel stations have ATM’s and trying to find a bank in Italy is a really profitable way of spending a day or two. Well finding the bank’s not too bad, just trying to get back on the autoroute afterwards can be a bit tricky.

• Italian road signs are the worst in Europe; take a good compass (that doesn’t always point south east), a good road atlas (not one that’s got the first half duplicated and the second half missing). If you can take a GPS system, or at least a sextant, ball of string and a big bag of bread crumbs as they all come in handy when trying to get out of the towns.

• Ports get less well organised and signposted the further south you go.

• Not all of ‘Europe’ takes the Euro, though most will at an inflated exchange rate

• Some French (in particular) fuel stations only take local credit cards at the automated pumps.

• On the subject of fuel pumps, if you do have a suitable credit card, have managed to work out how to get the pump to accept it and have a good idea how much fuel you’re going to buy, don’t be surprised if there isn’t any fuel in there.

• Don’t carry drugs (or large quantities anyway) I’ve had the van searched in Greece and, Italy, a ‘friendly’ chat in the UK at Dover and a thorough 4 man ‘take the van apart’ search in France (not far from Lyon, nowhere near a port!), and trust me, they've had nearly 40 years experiance searching these vans!

• 1000 miles takes a while at 55 MPH.

• Take some earplugs for all those hours at 55MPH.

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